kinko man

Hello, how can I help you today?

these are the words of a man, who has a university degree and college diploma, who works for a graphic reproduction chain company.

Would you like 500 copies of those business cards? How many photocopies of your resume do you need? Do you want colour or black and white? Two sided? Is that on account or cash? How did your tits gets so round? Do you shape them by hand or is it mechanical?

Simultaneous questions in my mind:
How did I get myself here?
Was that sound, the sound of my soul being sucked out of my asshole?
Can I possibly do this for three months?
Do the people I work know that I could possibly be the most bored person on the earth?

I have nine days under my belt.